Nude Opera

 Nude Opera

by Art Skyclad

 

When I heard
You hadn't had a boyfriend in a year

That you slept alone on Saturday nights

And that you might pursue opera singing

It was something I couldn't conceive

You, a loveless diva
A chaste Kathleen Battle,
A celibate Leontyne Price

Without the excesses of Carmen or Salomé

I could imagine you, merry and much rounder,

Up there on stage with Pavarotti or Domingo

But what about back in the dressing room?

No bouquets of roses from ardent admirers?

The sexiest of all sopranos

I can imagine you singing in La Scala

But you need moans behind the curtains, too

You need a nude performance, allegro passionato

First Movement: Allegro non Troppo

For it's a crime you're not getting any

An offense against nature

Because ever since you became a woman

The universe itself has been aroused

You need a lover

Who enjoys the bounce of your breasts

The fetching sway of your ass

Aroused by your every entrance

Saddened by your exits

You need a man to sigh
When he spies your shapely legs

To melt at the lilt of your lovely voice

Admire you lustfully, lecherously, longingly

Who gets a raging erection

From your smile and infectious laughter

Who can not gaze upon your beauty

Without wishing to ravish and fulfill you

Second Movement: Andante Cantabile

You need to be kissed off stage

Until you fall into a sweet delirium

You need to be caressed

Until your heart beats wildly

You need to be licked

Until your legs are shaking

And you need to be fucked

And fucked splendidly

Third Movement: Allegro Giocoso

Your female neighbors moan lowly

As they hear your latest performance

Who's doing it to the diva?, they wonder

Who's banging the soprano?, they sigh

He fucks you as you need to be fucked

He's Romeo to your Juliet,
Zeus to your Leda

He's Don Juan between your legs

You need him to fuck you harder

He's Othello squeezing your breasts
The Barber of Seville deep inside you

Casanova and his many positions

Fourth Movement: Allegro Con Spirito

Your body is singing

Fuck me, Figaro!

Take me, Don Giovanni!

Cum on my tits, Don José!

You need that, you really do

A rude symphony, allegro passionato

Because it's a crime you're not getting any

An offense against nature

And La Scala

Best Women's Erotica. Vol. 4
edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel

Bare Down There

At first I was shocked!

By the deforestation, the rampant

Clear cutting of the old growth forest

The disappearance of all ground cover

You lifted up your skirt

And your bush had vanished

And then you said it was my turn

And you shaved my loins entirely

I was instantly longer of cock

And feeling quite naked indeed

Your mouth rewarded my daring

And initiated the shy smooth stranger

You were so utterly bare down there

With nary a hair, a curl, a tangle

No thatch on your snatch concealing

Its raw potent and profound beauty

You were absolutely bare down there

As nude as nude can be

More exposed, more vulnerable

Yet somehow far more powerful

Yes the Pubic Hair Wars have been lost

But I see advantages for all citizenry

As your bare pussy envelops my prick

And labia cling to my swollen lingham

A fine full view of the spectacle

And no more pauses during oral sex
To fish pubic hairs from one's mouth

Now it's just smooth sailing on love's sea

Viva the Shaved Snatch!

Viva the Hairless Hardon!

Viva Smooth Skin on Smooth Skin!

Viva Really Naked Fucking!

(But late at night I do sometimes dream

Of Hairy Hippie Girls…)

Erotic Poems
by E.E. Cummings

Best Women's Erotica. Vol. 4
edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel

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Hip Poetry

Your hips are heaven-sent

For concluding the event…

 Erotic Poems
by E.E. Cummings

Best Women's Erotica. Vol. 4
edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel

Sex Mad Tuesday

I've gone sex mad on a Tuesday!
And can think of nothing else
I have my basic needs

I hunger for Japanese food

I crave cold beer and fine wine

I long for a great art museum
And most of all...

I dream of a good woman

Whose clothes fall to the floor
Who runs around naked
Who joins me in a swirling jacuzzi
Where we kiss and caress sublimely
In our steamy hot wet world

And we enjoy a lot of sex
Sublime Sex

Ecstatic Sex

Joyful Sex

Liberating Sex

Tuesday Sex...

 Erotic Poems
by E.E. Cummings

Best Women's Erotica. Vol. 4
edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel

Women I'd Like to Meet

Women interested in others and the world
Women who listen, read and think
Women who want to save the planet
Women who are interested in the universe

Women who are affectionate, kind, compassionate
Women who encourage, nurture, and inspire
Women who like to laugh and make me laugh
Women who don't live or love like accountants
("What have you done for me lately?")

Women with natural breasts and natural minds
Women who can dress like earth-loving hippies
Who sometimes wear nothing but toe rings and henna
Who always like to walk around the house naked

And women who are elegant at art openings
Who are all sophistication in an evening dress
Who are sublime in nylons, lycra, leather, or boots…
And dazzle in silk gloves, spiked heels and nothing else

Women who want to pose nude for me
Women who want to bellydance for me
Women who want to touch themselves for me
Who are unabashed, uninhibited, seductive…

Women who love to make love
Women who give pleasure unconditionally
Women who take pleasure mindfully
Women who are ready for anything…

 Erotic Poems
by E.E. Cummings

Best Women's Erotica. Vol. 4
edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel